Brotaco

  1. booforce:

    my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

    (Source: biforce, via pizza)

  2. im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

    (Source: ouijasquiji, via hi)

  3. flapwagon:

    haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

    (via hi)

  4. (Source: dulect, via hi)

  5. artichokehold:

    how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

    (via pizza)

  6. krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

    krazykitsune:

    uncle-jessie:

    facebook does not appreciate me

    it’s okay we appreciate you here

    (Source: frodbaggins, via hi)

  7. Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

    kyos-cock:

    So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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    THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

    THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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    THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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    THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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    THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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    BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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    (via pizza)

  8. (via pizza)

  9. chihirofujisaiki:

    chihirofujisaiki:

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    (via hi)

  10. lameborghini:

    ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired

    (via hi)