once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
It’s almost that time of the semester.
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the floor is a shelf for everything
Imagine finding a random little box on your kitchen table one morning. Inside is a pocket sized version of your favorite character who fits in the palm of your hand and has a high pitched voice.
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8:Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12:Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16:I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
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I wasn’t lying
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If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
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